Accessories That Make Your Car Look Stupid

Clip-On Spinners

No, clip-on spinners do not make a mini-van any sexier. In fact, anything that gaudy added to a vehicle is better left in the junkyard. A pricey set of rims can significantly enhance the sex appeal of any car, but clip-on spinners are highly regarded as one of the tackiest things that can ever be added to a vehicle. Even the most uneducated car person knows better than committing this crime so think twice before stooping to this level of foolishness.

Vanity Knob Shifters

No vehicle is as cool as the ones Vin Diesel drove in The Fast and the Furious, but adding an eight ball or revolver to the stick shift makes any car especially uncool. In fact, there is a direct correlation between the amount of money spent on a shifter and its level of dumbness, so even a handcrafted purchase from Etsy will only enhance the desperation factor. In this case, it's best to stick with the original.